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Plastic Jesus

Rush and Cromarty

4:4 Key:C

[C]I don't care if it rains or freezes
[F]Long as I have my plastic Jesus
[C]Sitting on the dashboard of my [G]car [G7]
[C]Comes in colors pink and pleasant
[F]Glows in the dark cause it's iridescent
[C]Take Him with you [G7]when you travel [C]far [C]

Plastic [C]Jesus, [F] Plastic Jesus
[C]Riding on the dashboard of my [G]car [G7]
[C]I'm afraid He'll have to go
His [F]magnets ruin my radio
And [C]if I have a [G7]wreck He'll leave a [C]scar [C]

[C]Get yourself a Sweet Madonna
[F]Dressed in rhinestones sittin on a
[C]Pedestal of abalone [G]shell [G7]
[C]Goin' ninety, I ain't scary
[F]'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
As-[C]suring me that [G7]I won't go to [C]Hell [C]

Plastic [C]Jesus, [F] Plastic Jesus
[C]Riding on the dashboard of my [G]car [G7]
[C]Though the sunshine on His back
[F]Makes Him peel, chip and crack
A [C]little patching [G7]keeps Him up to [C]par [C]

Plastic [C]Jesus, [F] Plastic Jesus
[C]Riding on the dashboard of my [G]car [G7]
[C]I'm afraid He'll have to go
His [F]magnets ruin my radio
And [C]if I have a [G7]wreck He'll leave a [C]scar [C]Ʌ [G7]Ʌ [C]Ʌ


Added or amended 19th September 2019
Reproduced soley for
educational purposes


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